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  • Ne privește pe toți ...

    ​Intr-o zi, un tip foarte ofticat ... la Sf. Petru:
    - Ce-i fiule ? Care-i problema ?
    - Pai nu se poate dom’le, uita-te la mine ! Am 35 de ani, sanatos, puternic, nu fumez, nu beau, nu sunt casatorit ... seara ma culc linistit, dimineata ma trezesc mort, in ceruri ? Trebuie sa fie o greseala !
    - Mmm sa vedem ... cum zici ca te cheama, fiule?
    -Grigore Manivela ...
    - Si ce meserie zici ca ai avut?
    - Mecanic auto ...
    - Aha, gata, uite, am gasit fisa ta ... pai s-a lamurit fiule, uite, aici scrie ca ai murit de batranete !
    - De batranete ?!!? Cum de batranete ?
    - Pai da, ca am adunat orele de manopera din facturile tale, si a iesit ca ai 123 de ani ...​
    Lord W126 500SE -> 2.5D
    Lady W123 230C -> 240D
    W124 -> 200D
    W208 CLK200 -> 2.0

    W209 CLK200 Kompressor -> 1.8 - ex, gone
    Fricike W201 -> 2.6 - ex, R.I.P.
    Piroska W168 Elegance -> 1.6 - ex, gone

    Comment


    • Se aplica la multi mecanici asta
      Diagnoza (cu Star C3&C4SD) si reparatii Mercedes in Italia.

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      • Asta inseamna sa fii sofer rus...
        Attached Files
        Bruno Sacco... “for the designer, the automobile is one of the most complex design problems of all. The car is a synthesis between function and aesthetics on the one hand, and a number of other concrete and abstract factors which undergo constant change.

        W126 280SE
        W123 280CE
        W126 500SEC
        W220 500L

        'Mercedes Benz...The Best or Nothing'

        Comment


        • Mortală Niva aia !
          ... și, ca să rămânem în același ton:
          Attached Files
          Lord W126 500SE -> 2.5D
          Lady W123 230C -> 240D
          W124 -> 200D
          W208 CLK200 -> 2.0

          W209 CLK200 Kompressor -> 1.8 - ex, gone
          Fricike W201 -> 2.6 - ex, R.I.P.
          Piroska W168 Elegance -> 1.6 - ex, gone

          Comment


          • Mentinem tema Rusiei.
            Attached Files
            Diagnoza (cu Star C3&C4SD) si reparatii Mercedes in Italia.

            Comment


            • Ups... Ai parcat ca un...
              Attached Files
              W123 280E Blue Green Metallic

              W126 280SE Champagne Metallic
              W126 280SE Black Blue Metallic
              W126 300SE Anthracite Grey Metallic
              W126 500SE Nautical Blue Metallic
              W126 500SE Midnight Dark Blue

              W202 C180 T-Modell Tourmaline Green Metallic
              W202 C220 CDI T-Modell Tourmaline Green Metallic

              Comment


              • Triangle ...
                Attached Files
                Lord W126 500SE -> 2.5D
                Lady W123 230C -> 240D
                W124 -> 200D
                W208 CLK200 -> 2.0

                W209 CLK200 Kompressor -> 1.8 - ex, gone
                Fricike W201 -> 2.6 - ex, R.I.P.
                Piroska W168 Elegance -> 1.6 - ex, gone

                Comment


                • Actual ...
                  Attached Files
                  Lord W126 500SE -> 2.5D
                  Lady W123 230C -> 240D
                  W124 -> 200D
                  W208 CLK200 -> 2.0

                  W209 CLK200 Kompressor -> 1.8 - ex, gone
                  Fricike W201 -> 2.6 - ex, R.I.P.
                  Piroska W168 Elegance -> 1.6 - ex, gone

                  Comment


                  • Șoferești ...
                    Attached Files
                    Lord W126 500SE -> 2.5D
                    Lady W123 230C -> 240D
                    W124 -> 200D
                    W208 CLK200 -> 2.0

                    W209 CLK200 Kompressor -> 1.8 - ex, gone
                    Fricike W201 -> 2.6 - ex, R.I.P.
                    Piroska W168 Elegance -> 1.6 - ex, gone

                    Comment


                    • Made in Romania...siguranta este pe primul loc...
                      Attached Files
                      Bruno Sacco... “for the designer, the automobile is one of the most complex design problems of all. The car is a synthesis between function and aesthetics on the one hand, and a number of other concrete and abstract factors which undergo constant change.

                      W126 280SE
                      W123 280CE
                      W126 500SEC
                      W220 500L

                      'Mercedes Benz...The Best or Nothing'

                      Comment





                      • Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                        • Vand jante MB, nu sunt strambe sau sudate... Prezinta mici zgarieturi normale datorate utilizarii...
                          Attached Files
                          W123 280E Blue Green Metallic

                          W126 280SE Champagne Metallic
                          W126 280SE Black Blue Metallic
                          W126 300SE Anthracite Grey Metallic
                          W126 500SE Nautical Blue Metallic
                          W126 500SE Midnight Dark Blue

                          W202 C180 T-Modell Tourmaline Green Metallic
                          W202 C220 CDI T-Modell Tourmaline Green Metallic

                          Comment


                          • Asta numesc eu urare de sarbatori...
                            Attached Files
                            Bruno Sacco... “for the designer, the automobile is one of the most complex design problems of all. The car is a synthesis between function and aesthetics on the one hand, and a number of other concrete and abstract factors which undergo constant change.

                            W126 280SE
                            W123 280CE
                            W126 500SEC
                            W220 500L

                            'Mercedes Benz...The Best or Nothing'

                            Comment


                            • S-au imprietenit asa de tare nemtii cu Dacia de au ajuns sa fie rude
                              Attached Files
                              Noul E-Class 2017

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                              • Fără cuvinte ...
                                Attached Files
                                Lord W126 500SE -> 2.5D
                                Lady W123 230C -> 240D
                                W124 -> 200D
                                W208 CLK200 -> 2.0

                                W209 CLK200 Kompressor -> 1.8 - ex, gone
                                Fricike W201 -> 2.6 - ex, R.I.P.
                                Piroska W168 Elegance -> 1.6 - ex, gone

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